Dorian thought that he chair he was sitting in was a rather uncomfortable chair, finding the other boy's lap much more comfy than this chair. So, upon that thought, he stood again, and sat back down on his lap, softly, as to not hurt him. Squishing little Alex junior couldn't be a very pleasent feeling, no not at all. Dorian had been sat on by some really fat girl once, it really hurt Dorian Junior, very bad. He never wanted to have anybody else feel the way that he had felt then, it was a terible feeling that he for one never wanted to relive and he doubted that anybody else wanted to feel that way either.

Okay so this second paragraph is going to be me rambling out of character because, well, honestly, i haven't got the muse for this and i guess i really shouldn't be typing it then but i am because i'm well bored, and i should really stop talking like i'm english, because really everybody already knows that i'm so american i piss red, white, and blue. Okay so this paragraph is terrible, it's all out of character, Dorian's just a boring little hoe who doesn't do anything but sit on his gay best friends lap, but that's hot, right? Okay, even if it's not, ryro is sexy and should marry bden, okay ilylacey and i'll stop.

There was no way that Dorian wanted to talk about his sexuality anymore, it was a rather weird subject, don't you think? Yeah, so he nodded at what he said, "four songs, actually, i think their quite good. he spoke, trying not to sound as if he were boasting. He then snorted out a laugh, "hayden said something about trying to scream. i told him i would kick him so hard my foot could come out of his mouth", he spoke with a rather quirky smile on his face, causehesarenard.